Gore says Bush is the King, Bush busy connecting dots, MacLaughlin awaits next 9/11, ACLU sues, Matthews says pres must break the law, Napolitano says Hillary will too, Alito is a rock star, US forces raid everyone in sight, Stewart cups Osama's balls, Condi on Iran, Iran with IEAE, Powell defends HIS war, Ney is in the noose, Dems are Bush's best friends, CITGO takes another state, selling MLK to the gov't, Wall Street reaps big, Limbaugh on women as eye-candy and N.O. IS a choco-city.

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