How Bush Defends Himself

By Anonymous (not verified) , 29 January, 2005
Author
marco

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How Bush Defends Himself.

A poetical exaggeration.

by marco

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Audio Notes:
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George W Bush is a systemic problem.
We really need to lock him up before people get hurt.
If he weren't just like ex-governor Johnny Rowland,
ex-mafioso Johnny Gotti, Johnny Enron and Johnny
Haliburton I'd just say he's an anomoly. But he's
a systemic problem. And the first step is to admit
you have a problem, so here's a slight exageration
to help illuminate a point.

How Bush Defends himself
by marco

We never do that. Never have, never will.

OK, but that was just once. I've ordered everyone
in my cabinet to never do it again.

OK, so we've done it two times, that's not out of
the ordinary, that's a mistake. People make mistakes.
Cabinets make mistakes.

A third? OK, look. We'll never ever do it again.

We're again' it. Again' it, never.

Twice more in the past minute and a half, uh, er, uh,
do they have proof?

OK, can we at least do it till we need glasses?

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Bush payola scandal deepens as third columnist admits being paid

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1401211,00.html

3rd columnist paid by HHS to tout policy

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2002164234_watch29.html

Third Journalist Was Paid to Promote Bush Policies

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/29/politics/29column.html

Journalists or just flacks?

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2005/01/29/913569- sun.html

No U.S. accountability in propaganda scandals

http://www.suntimes.com/output/marin/cst-edt-carol28.html