Here goes an MP3 of my rewrite.
John Ashcroft is singing Let The Eagle Soar
at Bush's second inauguration.
I just couldn't leave that alone.
One painful turn deserves another!
This means war, right? Venceremos...
Eagle Sores. Lyrics:
"Let the eagle sore,
ooze and pus like other scabs and sores.
From HIV to torture scars,
Let the voterfraud eagle soar.
Let the eagle soar,
Soar with neofascist things,
while the land beneath her sings:
'holy shit, your fucking boot is on my neck.'